Listening Right Now

This is a picture of me laying on the couch listening to the 12 Days of Diss-Mas in my very sunny staycation suite – and I LOVE it!!!! Thank you Diss Kringle for remembering us Stans during the holiday season 😂🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂🤣✨✨🙏🏼✨🙏🏼✨🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#SatanClaus loves #DissKringle

#RoxannesRevenge #JackTheRipper #Queens #NewYork #Christmas

Have Lights, Will Travel

“The Warrior of the Light is a believer.

Because he believes in miracles, miracles begin to happen. Because he is sure that his thoughts can change his life, his life begins to change. Because he is certain that he will find love, love appears.” 
― Paulo Coelho, Warrior of the Light

Muse It or Lose It

“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking” 
― Albert Einstein

Hola Sexy Beast,

Having fun over here experiencing my hometown as a tourist. It was kind of scary being this high up in a building again since I barely go above 3 stories anymore, but now it is just thrilling. ✨ Went on a fun guided tour yesterday and took some pics. Got some great historical information about Wall Street that is going to enhance something I am working on with a friend of mine. Wondering what you are up to, are you wearing a Santa Hat? I have a sexy silky Santa hat that I forgot to bring, although I am on vacation in New York so technically I could go home and get it. I bought this hat in the meantime:

It’s covered up by the hood from my Eminem Rag & Bone hoodie. I had to wear your ‘Made in New York’ merchandise for this special trip. I have my favorite HOPE hat too from Southpaw. I never leave home without it (in the winter.)

Speaking of ‘Hope’ I hope everything is feeling sweet and loving and festive all around you. I am charging my phone and getting ready to go to see the Shady Ladies exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It’s all about famous artwork made by men and tells the stories of the women who inspired their work. Should be interesting and inspiring. Thank you for inspiring me.

This is a photo my friend took of me at work last week. My hair looks like shit 😂🤣💩

I got busted trying to sneak your name into some graphics on set, now they have me on a strict list of weird ass Eastern European-looking names that I have to use on everything. But I have my ways on leaving the mark of my obsession with you on everything I do for the TV people.

There is a fucking typo in there too. I forgot the word “by” in the last sentence. I am the worst 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😛😘❤️ but I can also be pretty great on my good days.

Ok I have to go, keep on keeping on, Mr. Mathers, you shiny, sexy beast! Thank you, my “deer” for inspiring me in the ways that you do.

#MoriorInvictus #MerryChristmas

Calcio d’inizio

Buon giorno, bestia sexy!

Che cosa stai facendo?


Oroscopo di oggi


Vocalizzare i tuoi principi nel contesto della visione di qualcun altro porta a una collaborazione interessante. La tua attitudine a coltivare l’armonia quando accoppiata con l’abilità linguistica fa sì che molte voci possano essere ascoltate. Quando ti avvicini alla comunicazione interpersonale con una mente aperta, sono ottenibili sia intuizioni potenti che saggezza equilibrata. Fortunatamente, i Soli si spostano nella tua quarta casa delle fondamenta e ti permettono di ascoltare gli altri e sostenerli senza perdere il tuo piede. Jimi Hendrix ha detto: La conoscenza parla, ma la saggezza ascolta.

Trascorri una giornata magica! Grazie di tutto!

Classic exotic beach

TRANSLATION (According to google translate):

Good Morning, Sexy Beast!

What are you up to?…



Vocalizing your principles within the context of someone else’s view leads to an interesting collaboration. Your aptitude for cultivating harmony when paired with linguistic prowess makes room for many voices to be heard. When you approach interpersonal communication with an open mind, both powerful insights and balanced wisdom are attainable. Fortunately, the Suns move into your 4th House of Foundations allowing you to hear others out and support them without losing your own footing. Jimi Hendrix said, Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

– from

Have a Magical day! Thank you for everything!



#MoriorInvictus #Aloha #KickOff #SmokeSignals from #Italy

Holiday Plans

Frangipani Flowers White and Yellow

Hello Sexy Beast,

Just sneaking away from my work responsibilities for a few minutes to tell you I have been thinking about you and your big, strong, beautiful heart and hoping that you are well and that you feel happy. (FYI – The only people who seem to read this anymore are coming from Russia and China, so to the Russian and Chinese governments I say):

Привет and 你好 to them!! 

Anyways, I got your Christmas Card… I think it came all the way from 2013…and I LOVE it. FU2, my “deer”. Thank you so much for making sure I got one. The second card was greatly appreciated too…

Other than that, not much going on in my world. Just trying to get in the Christmas spirit like everyone else:

My whole family is scattered all around, out-of-state so I am planning a luxurious “New York-Bucket List-Spinster-Staycation-Honeymoon for One” for myself. I will document it here for you (and for the Russians and the Chinese Governments.) Satan Claus told me to do something nice for myself. He says it’s my time to relax and to unwind and to have fun and to shine and if I don’t he is going to bring me COAL for Christmas and LOTS of it! I’m scared. He really means it.

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You don’t have to worry, Marshall Mathers. You are not getting any coal. You get nothing but LOVE this season!!! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

Now, please stay happy, healthy and strong, please! Please stay beautiful and good, OK? Be good and I will give you this sweet little puppy for Christmas.

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I just have to kidnap him first.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

xo, y

#MoriorInvictus #Kamikaze #MerryChristmas #MyDear #Fack #FU2